I AM GOING TO HIRE AN AIRPLANE TO FLY A BANNER ACROSS THE STATE FOR A WEEK ANNOUNCING THAT MY UTERUS FINALLY DECIDED TO DO ITS JOB AND GROW A DANG BABY.
AND THEN I AM GONNA HIRE A BIGGER PLANE WHEN MY BABY IS BORN THAT SAYS ...MY BABY IS CUTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am pretty sure that will be way cooler than the giant wooden stork cutout that our neighbors have had in their front yard for 2 weeks now, letting us all know how freaking lucky they are.
HHMMMMM just what I needed this month.
EVen people I dont know are rubbing it in my face!!!!!!!!
SCrew You world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 comments:
If I was an annoying teenager again.. I might suggest late night target practice with eggs. Man... it sure is good I didn't make a suggestion like that......
I second what JR and Michelle said. I would add some late night ninja karate on that isht too. Or mebbe a flaming bag of Poooooooooooo.
I cant say I didnt think about knocking it over... i am sooooo evil
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