Things I have learned from INfertility

I have learned that...
1. Sore boobs doesnt mean your pregnant
2. Niether does a late period
3. Pregnancy test companies love us, they send their kids to college off our obsessive testing
4. I know more about my lady parts than any doctor out there, Even though every doctor out there has seen them
5. Pharmacutical companies love us.
6. Google is dangerous when your trying to pin down symptoms of early pregnancy
7. People are as hurtful, insensitive, and crappy as you think they are.
8. Normally perfectly nice people become total jerks.
9. People really have no idea what to say.
10. Insurance companies hate us for all of our attempted claims, that they never cover
11. Military doctors dont care because they r 2 busy treating cold symptoms
12. Going to the bathroom every ten minutes to check won't stop a miscarriage.
13. Clomid=Bitch
14. My fertility problems were probably in part caused by synthetic horomones in our food. Now I have to take more synthetic horomones to fix it.
15. Gynocologists didnt get the memo that you need to be gentle when poking around down there.
16. I hate calenders, thermometers, and pregnancy tests
17. "not worrying" about it is the biggest crap
18. "Not trying" is crap too
19. Being ready has nothing to do with getting pregnant.
20. dogs, cats,15 year olds, crack hores and men that used to be women can get pregnant easier than I can.
21. And finally I have learned that there is absolutley nothing I can do, including but not limited too, begging, crying, pleading and praying, that will change my situation. That the only thing I can do is survive and try to stay sane. All the faith in the world won't get me pregnant. And finally the biggest thing is-- that its not my fault or God's fault. NO one is to blame, it just is what it is. THE END..