Time for more THANK YOU cards

I am in the mood to try and be witty so lets see if I can pull it off;) I know you all love Thank you cards;) Thanks again to Jimmy Fallon for being the best Thank you card writer ever. Here is my other Thank you card post just incase you missed it.

Thankyou, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

for making me feel like these people

are normal-------------------------->

Thank you Verizon,

for your very creative and witty commercials. Your Coverage Map makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside about NOT owning an IPhone .

Thank you Southerners,

For ending and beginning sentences with "Bless your heart", because it lets me know that your insulting comment was said with love.

Thank you skinny jeans,

For being yet another piece of trendy clothing that anyone over a size 0.5 should never wear.

Thank you Muffin tops,

for being the most delicious part of a muffin. And for also being another reason why the majority people should not wear skinny jeans.

Thank you Walmart,

for making it nearly impossible to leave your store without spending at least 100 dollars, even though I only went in to buy some deodorant. Its like those little rollback signs are saying its ok I'm only $4.99 you can get 15 of me!!!