THANKYOU Cards...(rip off from Jimmy Falon)

So I feel like I am in good spirits! Thanks for everyone putting up with my down times.. It makes the good times that much sweeter.. anyways so Jimmy Fallon always does a bit on his show where he writes Thank you cards and I think its hilarious so I am going to do my own occasionally;)









Thank you Twitter Fail Whale,

for being a complete oxymoron. Because I am pretty sure that if 8 tiny orange birds lifted a giant whale out of the ocean using a net that would be a total WIN.

Thank you Scentsy,

for helping me trick my guests into thinking I cleaned my house.

Thank you my husbands video games,

for being so expensive so I have some ammunition to use when I buy myself a few new items of clothing;)

Thank you 100 calorie packs,

for tricking me into thinking I am making a totally healthy choice by eating you.

Thank you Navy,

for changing the uniforms to Aqua-flauge. Now when someone falls overboard the enemy cant find him! Oh wait I guess that means we cant find him either. Hooyah Navy, always thinking ahead;)